a story
[5:10 PM on Monday, April 03, 2006 ] once upon a time, there's a boy called mua jii and another man called kutuput.
one fine day, mua jii wanna go out shop shop bcz he v sian stay at home all day online-in. and kutuputt oso wana go out shoppin, everyday play maple at home.
so they went out, mua jii walk walk walk and suddenly mua jii bumped onto kutuputt!!!!!!!!!!!! oh so mua jii, being sticky himself, stuck onto kutuputt. Kutuputt became very angry so he kicked mua jii away, into to drain, and d drain washes him off to the sea.
so mua jii floated on the sea for many many days. fightin the fate of being eaten up by sharks and other fishes bcz mua jii is nice to eat. float float till some island, and when he reach tt island he saw someone!!! his ou xiang!!!!!!!!!!!! tom hanks...!(d guy who acted in cast away la...) and to his surprise he found out tt tom hanks is also a fan of his another ou xiang!! jay chou!!(bcz tom hanks v hairy on d chest, den hair black black 1. so its hei se mao yi) but tom hanks dun like jay chou. den tom hanks v angry. bcz he cannot drift like jay. so tom hanks and mua jii fight on d island...
fight fight fight
den mua jiii know some skills frm konoha den stick all over tom hanks. so tom hanks rite, he nv eat for many days le... suddenly got so much mua jii stickin on him, he feel v tempted to eat
so he roll all over the beach, makin mua jii look more peanutty and he eat up mua jii..
meanwhile, kutuput is v worry for muajii la, he guilty ma. so kutuput decided to find mua jii he jump into the drain and went into the sea, again, fightin with sharks n fish. more dangerous bcz he bigger den muajii
he reached d island, he saw jay chou. bcz jay chou is filmin shan hu hai with lara on d island. kutuput ask where is muajii den jay chou saw him fightin with tom hanks la, nv help mua ji bcz tom hanks too hairy, look like king kong and even hou yuan jia oso cannot win him. so jay chou n kutuput make fren le bcz kutuput say treat him satay when jay comes singapore.
so jay n kutuput join forces and went look for tom hanks. den jay turn kutuput into shuang jie kun + hou yuan jia + ninja + long quen la. win tom hanks. but the sad thing is, kutuput is flown all over d place bcz jay anymore swing him. so kutuput is on d verge of dyin. and kutuput tell him, he really love jay chou and ask jay chou go buy curry. jay chou lazy to buy, so he asked lara, since she's wit him when flimin shan hu hai. so lara buy come back. kutuput ask jay to dip him in d curry and eat him up, rice by rice, grain by grain.
so when lara bring back d curry, she bought some satay oso la... scared jay fight le, v hungry. if hungry = angry den dun wan gif her chance to sing with him. the satays knw wad happeded le and saw jay chou eatin up kutuput. they wept....
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